What I will share with you is very important so drop whatever you are doing and listen. Keep in mind that; visiting Paris during August is not a good idea. Never.Ever. Why you might ask? Well, you know people in Paris like to go on vacation the EXACT same time so they all close their shops, restaurants and bars/clubs during the EXACT same month. August. I dislike Paris during August since there is not much to do but help confused tourists to find their way to the Eiffel tower. It’s like a ghost town, so empty and creepy. I mean, one month of the year goes to bitching about things I can’t do and I don’t like this nagging person I have become. September, could you please hurry?

/Hanna