Pigeons are like flying rats and I can’t stand them! They are just too comfortable around humans and they have too much attitude. I often find myself moving out of the way because they refuse to move when they see me coming. For real? Do I have to slap one so the word will go around and they will all start respecting me? But the baddest MF is the one hanging around my window and he/she/it had the nereves to “knock” the other day. Can I please get some peace in my own home?